To my darling husband

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately the F-150 IS not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake

The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. When I say I bumped into your beautiful Ferrari, the garage says it's a write off! I missed our bikes though, which is good news.

I am really sorry, because I know just know how much you love that Ferrari, but I also know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.XXX
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PS. Your girlfriend phoned!