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    Default FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

    Ifyou haven’t read the book.. 50 Shades of Grey, you can still get a
    chuckle from this poem. For any that do not know....a “zimmer” is the
    British term for a senior’s walker....Zimmer is the manufacturer’s name.

    FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)

    The missus bought a Paperback,
    down Shepton Mallet way,
    I had a look inside her bag;
    T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".

    Well I just left her to it,
    And at ten I went to bed.
    An hour later she appeared;
    The sightfilled me with dread...

    In her left she held a rope;
    And in her right a whip!
    She threw them down upon the floor,
    And then began to strip.

    Well fifty years or so ago;
    I might have had a peek;
    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
    She's eighty four next week!!

    Watching Mabel bump and grind;
    Could not have been much grimmer.
    And things then went from bad to worse;
    She toppled off her Zimmer!

    She struggled back upon her feet;
    A couple minutes later;
    She put her teeth back in and said
    I am a dominater !!

    Now if you knew our Mabel,
    You'd see just why I spluttered,
    I'd spent two months in traction
    For the last complaint I'd uttered.

    She stood there nude and naked
    Bent forward just a bit
    I went to hold her, sensual like
    and stood on her left tit!


    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
    My god what had I done!?
    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
    "Step on the other one"!!

    Well readers, I can't tell no more;
    About what occurred that day.
    Suffice to say my jet black hair,
    Turned fifty shades of grey.

    Patience Is A Virtue

    Try Some Mindless Games

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    OMG that is soooo funny pandr

    I actually have not read that book
    Would not fork over the money for it
    Just a bunch of sex scenes in between poor writing
    Might as well just read a porn short story....not that I would know about that lol

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    Thought you might enjoy the poem?
    The book, as you said, was porn central and badly written, so my Patti talls me! lol

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